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Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Serbirus » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:28 pm

I know they probably have a list somewhere, but just in case I thought I'd make a topic on it. We all know that the SM crew make PLENTY of promises, so why not write them down here so we don't forget? You're free to add any if I've forgot or if any new ones pop up.

Everyone who backed $55 or higher will get a cassette tape of Starr Mazer's OST

You will be able to shoot anything/everything in the game! (I feel there will be some type of restriction, cause being able to shoot EVERYTHING is a stretch!)

The digital art book MIGHT include early alpha builds!

On top of not all of the SHMUP sections being left-to-right, flicker/scanlines will be explored to give it that retro vibe.

There will be collectable POGs throughout the entire game, althought their use in unknown.

The Starr Wolf will be able to talk, and is said to be a "she."

There could be a graphic novel about Starr Mazer after the game's release.

There will be some type of space goat crossover.

A gag involving Brick calling a 1-900 number will be implemented.

A trophy room or Brick being able to take selfies is a possible action that will be included in Starr Mazer.

There will be an unannounced Nuclear Throne crossover.

Start Mazer TV will be playing inside the bars in the game. The episodes being pixelized or not is unknown.

There will be as much Space Balls as possible.

The Reddit alien will be an enemy in the game. Cross your fingers for no copyright sue.

Diane promised to make SM pins if we reached the 3DS goal.

All physical copies of SM and posters will be signed by the Starr Mazer crew. (The box is said to be by signed on a piece of paper placed inside the box, as writing it on the actual box could ruin the packaging. The poster is expected to be on the front, being visible for everyone to see.)

A character called "Dick Man made of Dicks" (Who will be voiced by Don Thacker himself.) was promised in the game as an NPC.

A ship titled the UNFP 5055 will be a ship based off the 5,055 backers for Starr Mazer's Kickstarter.

Don promised Fuzziskii (Adam Pierce.) that he would be in the game, though it's unsure if he pledged enough for the NPC tier.

Don said he would lick one lucky physical copy of Starr Mazer.

The game will be AMAZING!

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment, but if you know any I haven't listed please feel free to put it down below. :)

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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Ezraen » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:45 pm

Good initiative! This was sorely needed, because I've already forgotten most of what has been promised. I DO KNOW that Vanessa has a list, so I'm sure she could type it all out for us when she and Don gets back from their trip!
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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby von_ozbourne » Sat Jul 11, 2015 3:13 pm

Here is my google doc I made on just that.
Features everything from the Kickstarter run up until the 24hr stream.
Feel free to add to it.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/ ... sp=sharing
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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Kazuo » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:27 pm

Holy cow this list is awesome! Now we'll be able to stay on top of all the promises we've made instead of trying to dig them all up!
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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Serbirus » Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:46 pm


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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby von_ozbourne » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:36 pm

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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Serbirus » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:51 pm

I could probably recall a couple after the 24 hour stream if I thought hard enough, although I'm sure Vanessa has all the paperwork.

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Re: Official Documents SM Crew Promised

Postby Serbirus » Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:50 pm

I know this post shouldn't technically be here, but I didn't want to make a whole new topic just for it. On the latest SMTV, Don showed us a sliver of the Starr Mazer wiki. (Which is hidden from the public, unfortunately...) And on the page Don was on had a small plot for the "Among Stones" story. Here's what I've gathered:

Among Stones:
"Slimo hires Brick to escort him to Surface, a planet sized mineral ingot asteroid buried deep in the heart of the Telchmes Supercluster, where there is said to be a piece of ancient technology of unimaginable salable value. The supercluster, however, is also host to a clutch of grav pirates, lead by the pauper-king Supchup Tanglewarn, who would really love to get his hands on the Starr Wolf."


Well, hope that might give you a neat idea of what Among Stones might be about! :D

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