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• Don Thacker Appreciation Thread
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Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:22 pm
by Clovis15
Let's discover all the hidden truths about the amazingness that is Don Thacker...

- When Don Thacker does push-ups he doesn't actually push himself up, instead he actually pushes the entire planet down.

- When Don Thacker enters a room The Mold salutes him, calls him by his actual name, and then offers to get him a Horchata.

- Don Thacker actually hired Austin Montville to make Starr Mazer in order to be nice to his Kickstarter backers, for if he made the game himself your monitor would - upon booting up the game - release a divine light so powerful that you'd die from a lethal joy overdose.

Feel free to share more amazing facts here about Don Thacker...

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:40 pm
by laserkid
Surge still exists because Don Thacker loves us

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 6:55 pm
by Clovis15
The way I heard it, Don told the people at Coke that he'd fire them if they didn't bring back "Surge: The Official Drink of Love". When Coke pointed out they technically didn't work for him, Don clarified that he was going to specifically fire them off his planet. Realizing immediately that Don Thacker did indeed have the power to do this, they had no choice but to bring back the "Correct Drink of the Right Generation".

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:35 pm
by Kazuo
Don once gained access to a drive through radio and sent in false orders during normal drive through orders. Many extra hamburgers were created.

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 5:28 pm
by Serbirus
It's been rumored that anyone who dares to shake Don's hand gets the blood in their body replaced into Surge, and their entire body gets encased by a full armor shell of pure awesomeness, of which it's contents are unknown.

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 9:31 pm
by laserkid
I hear that whenever Don Thacker rants, an angel gets its wings! ;)

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:44 am
by Adam
That's a lot of wings! XD

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:09 am
by Ezraen

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:01 am
by Kazuo
Speaking of wings. Don and I hit up an all you can eat hot wing joint every Wednesday. One week we went there three times eating a total of ~16lbs of hot wings. Our stomachs were not very happy after that!

Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 10:03 am
by Serbirus
That sounds sweet, Kaz! In fact, a supposed winghouse is going to be built right near our house, but I haven't seen any construction on it yet... :(