Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

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Don Thacker
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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

Postby Clovis15 » Tue Jun 23, 2015 3:32 pm

Don Fact of the Day: it's no mere coincidence that you always see Don with a couch. In reverence of his amazingness the couch follows him around. It's actually impossible for Don to ever fall down and hurt himself, as the couch will always be there behind him waiting for the man's divinely creative ass. This is - however - sometimes awkward for Don when he's making commercials for people, as the couch has a bad habit of knocking things over as it follows Don around.
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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

Postby Kazuo » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:52 pm

I absolutely loving these facts!
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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

Postby Clovis15 » Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:58 pm

BONUS DON STORY:

Don once - in an attempt to find the ultimate soft drink - created for himself a concoction that was: 2 parts Horchata, 3 parts Surge, and 1 part Ginger Beer. Upon consuming the drink a wave of total euphoria washed over him, and he immediately knew this wonder tonic - of which human languages lacked the words to properly describe - needed to be shared with the entire world as fast as possible. You've never heard of this drink - however - because of the terrible tragedy that followed shortly thereafter, a day that shall never be forgotten by any whom were there to witness it.

Upon successfully brewing the first large batch, Don - being a man of infinite generosity - invited over all of Starr Mazer's backers to partake of his new wonder tonic. The party - sadly - was short-lived, for a terrible fate befell the first person to imbibe the divine potion. While everything seemed well at first - with the first taste-tester smiling from ear to ear - a cacophony of fear driven screams rang out mere moments later, for taste-tester 001 suddenly swelled up and exploded within seconds. This wasn't an explosion of blood and viscera, mind you, but one of double rainbows - fluffy kittens - and purely charged 100% unadulterated awesome-ionic energy, which then proceeded to rip through the surrounding environment up to fifty kilometers away.

When the rescue team finally arrived - fully expecting to find death and devastation - they actually discovered quite the opposite: everyone bathed in the explosion had spontaneously gained 5 points of charisma, 2 points of awesome, grew 6 inches taller, and gained the build of a professional supermodel. Furthermore, all cancer within the blast radius had been forever cured - an effect that still lasts to this very day, leading the sick to make pilgrimages there even now - and there probably couldn't even have been a better place for this to occur since the children's chemo hospital had been right next door to the party. Still - despite the many helpful wonders unleashed - Don promptly had all of the crates destroyed, for - no matter what the benefits were to mankind - he could not allow the release of a product that had a 100% fatality rate when drank by mere mortals.

Although Don never again tried to market his wondrous concoction, rumors say that every once in a while he still brews for himself a private batch. These days - however - doing so puts a tear in his eye as he smiles, for he realizes - caught up in the indescribable euphoria of the perfect drink - that no one else on the planet would ever be able to freely partake of such distilled majesty. Sadly, the recipe's knowledge additionally had an even darker albatross for Don to bear: for - ever since that day - Don has had to fight off agents, hailing from foreign nations, whom sought to weaponize his tragic creation.

That, however, is a tale for another time.
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Re: Don Thacker Appreciation Thread

Postby skinnytie » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:30 am

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